Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then, it was already 01P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.

At 09 P.M .

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.


The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen."


The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."


This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!

If you agree, send it to all your friends who would enjoy this!!!!!

No More 5C'S but New 5B'S.........

(got this from a email!)

Hi, this is good for a laugh. Enjoy and maintain balance.
Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5bs !


I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW

I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK

I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS



It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :

Car, Condo, Credit Card(Gold), Cash and Career


Heard of the 5B's?

B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow



And, and addition with the 5K's ...........

Kiasu (scared of losing)

Kiasee (scared of dying)

Kiabor (scared of wife)

Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)

Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's! and 5K's for Singaporeans,
now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia's equivalent...


Singapore's "practice" for Simple Living :

1 - One Wife

2 - Two Children

3 - Three Bedroom Condo

4 - Four Wheels

5 - Five Figure Salary


Malaysia's Malays "practice" to Simple Living:

5 - Five Children

4 - Four Wives

3 - Three Figure Salary

2 - Two Wheel

1 - One-Storey Link House

B a n a n a s

After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!

Bananas Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.


Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS:
Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert

Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.


Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.


Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.


Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a 'cooling' fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.


Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in 'The New England Journal of Medicine,' eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!


So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, 'A banana a day keeps the doctor away!'

Paramore - my heart

Post from my main blog related to these lyrics: [click]

I am finding out that maybe I was wrong
That I've fallen down and I can't do this alone

Stay with me, this is what I need, please?

Sing us a song and we'll sing it back to you
We could sing our own but what would it be without you?

I am nothing now and it's been so long
Since I've heard the sound, the sound of my only hope

This time I will be listening.

Sing us a song and we'll sing it back to you
We could sing our own but what would it be without you?

This heart, it beats, beats for only you
This heart, it beats, beats for only you

This heart, it beats, beats for only you
My heart is yours

This heart, it beats, beats for only you
My heart is yours
(My heart, it beats for you)

This heart, it beats, beats for only you (It beats, beats for only you)
My heart is yours (My heart is yours)

This heart, it beats, beats for only you (Please don't go now, please don't fade away)
My heart, my heart is yours (Please don't go now, please don't fade away)

(Please don't go now, please don't fade away) My heart is yours
(Please don't go now, please don't fade away) My heart is yours
(Please don't go, please don't fade away)
(Please don't go now, please don't fade away) My heart is...

Japanese Mall Fountain

Christmas Lights

It did happen

It's actually a slide show. But i screen shot-ted it, cropped it and saved it as a picture just for you!

Luncheon Meat Banned

Dated, but better late than never.

Be warned all Luncheon Meat lovers!

There goes the world's yummiest luncheon pork.
Banned Can Food!
Cancer-causing antibiotic found in popular luncheon pork

SINGAPORE- The agent of a popular mainland canned pork product has initiated a recall and suspended sales after tests showed a sample contained a cancer-causing antibiotic.
The Centre for Food Safety yesterday revealed this after laboratory tests showed a sample of Shanghai Ma Ling B2 340g pork luncheon meat (less sodium) was found to have traces of nitrofurans.
The batch number is B2 5 for the product, which carries a best-before date of December 26, 2009 . According to the sole agent, the canned pork was imported on only two occasions - last December and January this year. The scare spread when Singapore 's Agri -Food and Veterinary Authority detected carcinogenic traces in a consignment of canned pork from Ma Ling and Gulong food processing factories.
These brands have been banned from entering Singapore since August 2007 for containing nitrofurans( an antibiotic for pigs)
Chinese Malaysians pls be cautious !-
Including Portuguese Malaysians (and Indians!) who enjoy this Luncheon Pork.

Song for this christmas (newly updated version)

You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town.



It's hitting you once,

It's hitting you twice

It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise

Recession is coming to town !

It's worthless if you've got shares

It's worthless if you've got bonds

It's safe when you've got cash in hand

So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY



You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you
why:

Recession is coming to town!



Finance products !
are confusing

Finance products are so vague

The banks make you bear the cost of risk

So keep out for goodness sake, OH OH OH!!!



You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming
to town.

I'm among the 98%.

Try this intellect/mind test and don't cheat - do as it asks.

At the end of this message, you are asked a question.
Answer it immediately.
Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
This is a fun 'test' - Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll see how many people you know fall into the same percentage as you. Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the 'test.' Now - just follow the instructions as quickly as possible Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.. You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised.


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You just thought about a red hammer , didn't you?





If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of
people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.



98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.



If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.



Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2% and send to everyone.

Can you read this?

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.


i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe.
Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!


If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't.

BEWARE - VERY SOPHISTICATED WAY TO CHEAT YOU

Hi everyone,

I want to let you all know that Frank and I have been the victims of credit card fraud this week and felt I should warn you all about the clever scam.


It works like this:
Last Wednesday I had a phone call late morning from Express Couriers to ask if I was going to be home as he had a delivery for me. He said he would there in roughly an hour. He turned up with a beautiful basket of flowers and wine.
I expressed my surprise as I wasn't expecting anything like this and said I was intrigued to know who was sending me such a lovely gift.
He said he was only delivering the gift and the card was being sent separately (the card has never arrived).

There was a consignment note with the gift. He went on to explain that because the gift contained alcohol he has to charge the recipient $3.50 as proof that he has actually delivered to
an adult, and not left it on a door step if the recipient is out, to be stolen or taken by children.

This seemed logical and I offered to get the cash. He then said that the company required the payment to be by Eftpos so he's not handling cash and everything is properly accounted for. Frank was there and got his credit card and 'John' swiped the card on this small mobile machine that also had a small screen upon which Frank entered in his pin number.

A receipt was printed out and given to us.

Between last Thursday and Monday $4,000 was withdrawn from our credit account at ATM machines in the north shore area.
It appears a dummy credit card was made using the details in the machine and of course, they had Frank's pin number.
The Bank has stopped our cards and I've been to the Police this morning, where they confirmed that it is a definite scam and many households were hit during the first 3 days of October.



So PLEASE be wary of accepting a gift you're not expecting especially
if the card is not with it.
We've all received gifts like this and would never dream that it could be such a despicable act.
Please also let other female friends and relatives know.
Hopefully, these fraudsters have ceased this activity by now but you never know.
I wanted to warn all my friends.


Gina.

P.S. I don't think I'll ever drink the wine - I'd probably choke on
it!

Some survey game or something.

1) Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about themselves.
2) People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own - 10 weird things/habits/little know facts about themselves as well as state this rule clearly.
3) At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged & list their names.
4) No tagging back.


1. I massage my legs whenever i bathe. Reason? Cos' of the stupid damn ugly mosquito marks. If i massage it everyday, it will disappear faster.
2. I have a small little " VK " scar on my left wrist.
3. I love animals. VERY MUCH. SUPER MUCH. EXTREMELY MUCH.
4. I love rings and bracelets.
5. After brushing my teeth, i rinse my mouth with Listerine!
6. I hate mosquitoes. Wished they were extinct.
7. When i smell cigarette smoke, it makes me feel like vomiting.
8. When i bathe, i think a lot. Like what i should do, what i should change about myself bla bla bla. And sometimes, i daydream! i go to my little dream land.
9. My left eye is slightly bigger than my right eye.
10. When i want to buy stuff, whether if it is a book or something, i look at the appearance first.

I will tag:
Bestie, Teng, Joie, Lok Yi, Shermaine, You, You, You, You, You


1. The person who tagged you is?
Steph!

2. Your relationship with him/her?
We're lesbian partners. HAHAHA KIDDING! schoolmates/ great friends!

3. Your 5 impressions of her?
Funny cute fierce caring and active!

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
Hmm.. Wait ah let me think. She french kissed me! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH KIDDING KIDDING. LOL!! SO FUNNY. She counseled me.

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to u?
Can't remember. Sorry :(

7. If he/she becomes your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be?
Don't pull my hair suddenly. Damn scary and PAIN.

8. If she/he become your enemy, you will?
I will do whatever i will do when she become my enemy.

9. (Repeat Question)
(Repeat Answer)

10. What is it you want to tell her now?
Hello!

11. Your overall impression of her is?
Caring!

12. How do u think people around you will feel around you?
They love me. AHAHAHAH kidding. I don't know!

13. The characters you love about yourself are?
I don't know!

14. On the contrary,the characters you hate about yourself are?
I dont know~~~~~~~~~~

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Me. Satisfied with myself! :D

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them.
Thank you! I love you.

1: Bestie
2: Steph
3: Teng
4: Joie
5: Shermaine
6: Lok Yi
7: A (16yrs old)
8: B (18yrs old)
9: C
10: Milo Ventimiglia ( Peter Petrelli )


18. Who is no. 6 having relationship with?
Lok Yi: Nobody! I think.

19. Is no. 9 a male or female?
C: Half male half female. LOL Kidding. Male.

20. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
A and Milo Ventimiglia: THEY ARE NOT GAY. So they won't be together. So you don't need to know if it will be a good thing or not.

21. What is no. 2 studying about?
Steph: English Mandarin Mathematics Chemistry Biology History and Art

22. When was the last time you had a chat with no. 3?
Teng: 7:04PM, 11nov2008.

23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like?
B: Not so sure. Have to ask.

24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
Bestie: Yup! A elder sister and elder brother.

25. Will you woo no. 3?
Teng: I'm not a guy so... yeah. i wont. BUT if i am a guy of cos i will! WHO WON'T!

26. How about 7?
A: =P~~~~~~ Hehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehe~~ (figure it out yourself) hehehe.

27. Is no. 4 single?
Joie: Yes!

28. What is the surname of no. 5?
Shermaine: Wee!

29. What is a hobby of no. 10?
Milo Ventimiglia: Thinking of me.

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
Shermaine and C: Not so sure. They're not very close.

31. Where is no. 2 studying at?
Steph: Gan Eng Seng School.

32. Talk about something for no. 1.
Bestie: Her bestie - me<3. style="font-weight: bold;">Have you tried developing feelings for no. 8?
B: Nope~

34. Where does no. 9 live?
C: Somewhere in Singapore.

35. What colour does no. 4 like?
Joie: Not so sure :P I bet she don't know what colour i like as well!

36.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
Bestie and Shermaine: They don't talk!

37. Does no. 1 have any pets?
Bestie: YES! Two super big fat terrapins.

38. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
A: hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~ =P

39.What is no. 10 doing now?
Milo Ventimiglia: Thinking of me.

Peter petrelli saves Teng's hands.

Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
YOU NEVER TAG ME ONE
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
suddenly!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
F5
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
paste me your link~
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
paste
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
pasted!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
give me glue
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
where?
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
give me glue
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
paste here!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i cannot paste without glue!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
*super glue*
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
ok wait ah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
http://www.xanga.com/Openbooktest
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
:-O
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
you never paste hao hao!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
the super glue stick on my hand liao!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
LOL!!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i help u take out
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
wait ah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i ask peter petrelli come
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
:-O
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
why!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
lol
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
he can take out the super glue mah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
wait ah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i call him
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
lol
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
okay!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
faster!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Hey
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
I'm Peter Petrelli.
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Heard yourhand's stuck together.
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
I'll help you yeah?
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Hold out your hands.
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
*stick out*
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
lol
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
don't anyhow touch ar!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
faster!!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
*peter petrelli stares at teng's hands and all of a sudden, the super glue is gone and teng's hands are back to normal! they're not stuck anymore!*
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
There you go.
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
:)
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
tthankk you...
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
You're very welcome.
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
I have to go to New York now. There's this kid screaming because his cat is stuck at the tree.
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Bye. See you soon :)
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
byee
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
*peter petrelli disappears*