You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.
It's hitting you once,
It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town !
It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY
You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you
why:
Recession is coming to town!
Finance products !
are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH OH OH!!!
You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming
to town.
November 25, 2008
I'm among the 98%.
Try this intellect/mind test and don't cheat - do as it asks.
At the end of this message, you are asked a question.
Answer it immediately.
Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
This is a fun 'test' - Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll see how many people you know fall into the same percentage as you. Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the 'test.' Now - just follow the instructions as quickly as possible Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.. You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised.
Start: How much is: 15 + 6
21
3 + 56
59
89 + 2
91
12 + 53
65
75 + 26
101
25 + 52
77
63 + 32
95
I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's! nearly over..
Come on, one more! .....
123 + 5
128
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Scroll further to the bottom....
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer , didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of
people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.
98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.
If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.
Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2% and send to everyone.
At the end of this message, you are asked a question.
Answer it immediately.
Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
This is a fun 'test' - Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll see how many people you know fall into the same percentage as you. Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the 'test.' Now - just follow the instructions as quickly as possible Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.. You do not ever need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised.
Start: How much is: 15 + 6
21
3 + 56
59
89 + 2
91
12 + 53
65
75 + 26
101
25 + 52
77
63 + 32
95
I know! Calculations are hard work, but it's! nearly over..
Come on, one more! .....
123 + 5
128
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Scroll further to the bottom....
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer , didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of
people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.
98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.
If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.
Be sure to put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2% and send to everyone.
Can you read this?
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe.
Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't.
Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe.
Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't.
BEWARE - VERY SOPHISTICATED WAY TO CHEAT YOU
Hi everyone,
I want to let you all know that Frank and I have been the victims of credit card fraud this week and felt I should warn you all about the clever scam.
It works like this:
Last Wednesday I had a phone call late morning from Express Couriers to ask if I was going to be home as he had a delivery for me. He said he would there in roughly an hour. He turned up with a beautiful basket of flowers and wine.
I expressed my surprise as I wasn't expecting anything like this and said I was intrigued to know who was sending me such a lovely gift.
He said he was only delivering the gift and the card was being sent separately (the card has never arrived).
There was a consignment note with the gift. He went on to explain that because the gift contained alcohol he has to charge the recipient $3.50 as proof that he has actually delivered to
an adult, and not left it on a door step if the recipient is out, to be stolen or taken by children.
This seemed logical and I offered to get the cash. He then said that the company required the payment to be by Eftpos so he's not handling cash and everything is properly accounted for. Frank was there and got his credit card and 'John' swiped the card on this small mobile machine that also had a small screen upon which Frank entered in his pin number.
A receipt was printed out and given to us.
Between last Thursday and Monday $4,000 was withdrawn from our credit account at ATM machines in the north shore area.
It appears a dummy credit card was made using the details in the machine and of course, they had Frank's pin number.
The Bank has stopped our cards and I've been to the Police this morning, where they confirmed that it is a definite scam and many households were hit during the first 3 days of October.
So PLEASE be wary of accepting a gift you're not expecting especially
if the card is not with it.
We've all received gifts like this and would never dream that it could be such a despicable act.
Please also let other female friends and relatives know.
Hopefully, these fraudsters have ceased this activity by now but you never know.
I wanted to warn all my friends.
Gina.
P.S. I don't think I'll ever drink the wine - I'd probably choke on
it!
I want to let you all know that Frank and I have been the victims of credit card fraud this week and felt I should warn you all about the clever scam.
It works like this:
Last Wednesday I had a phone call late morning from Express Couriers to ask if I was going to be home as he had a delivery for me. He said he would there in roughly an hour. He turned up with a beautiful basket of flowers and wine.
I expressed my surprise as I wasn't expecting anything like this and said I was intrigued to know who was sending me such a lovely gift.
He said he was only delivering the gift and the card was being sent separately (the card has never arrived).
There was a consignment note with the gift. He went on to explain that because the gift contained alcohol he has to charge the recipient $3.50 as proof that he has actually delivered to
an adult, and not left it on a door step if the recipient is out, to be stolen or taken by children.
This seemed logical and I offered to get the cash. He then said that the company required the payment to be by Eftpos so he's not handling cash and everything is properly accounted for. Frank was there and got his credit card and 'John' swiped the card on this small mobile machine that also had a small screen upon which Frank entered in his pin number.
A receipt was printed out and given to us.
Between last Thursday and Monday $4,000 was withdrawn from our credit account at ATM machines in the north shore area.
It appears a dummy credit card was made using the details in the machine and of course, they had Frank's pin number.
The Bank has stopped our cards and I've been to the Police this morning, where they confirmed that it is a definite scam and many households were hit during the first 3 days of October.
So PLEASE be wary of accepting a gift you're not expecting especially
if the card is not with it.
We've all received gifts like this and would never dream that it could be such a despicable act.
Please also let other female friends and relatives know.
Hopefully, these fraudsters have ceased this activity by now but you never know.
I wanted to warn all my friends.
Gina.
P.S. I don't think I'll ever drink the wine - I'd probably choke on
it!
November 16, 2008
Some survey game or something.
1) Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about themselves.
2) People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own - 10 weird things/habits/little know facts about themselves as well as state this rule clearly.
3) At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged & list their names.
4) No tagging back.
1. I massage my legs whenever i bathe. Reason? Cos' of the stupid damn ugly mosquito marks. If i massage it everyday, it will disappear faster.
2. I have a small little " VK " scar on my left wrist.
3. I love animals. VERY MUCH. SUPER MUCH. EXTREMELY MUCH.
4. I love rings and bracelets.
5. After brushing my teeth, i rinse my mouth with Listerine!
6. I hate mosquitoes. Wished they were extinct.
7. When i smell cigarette smoke, it makes me feel like vomiting.
8. When i bathe, i think a lot. Like what i should do, what i should change about myself bla bla bla. And sometimes, i daydream! i go to my little dream land.
9. My left eye is slightly bigger than my right eye.
10. When i want to buy stuff, whether if it is a book or something, i look at the appearance first.
I will tag:
Bestie, Teng, Joie, Lok Yi, Shermaine, You, You, You, You, You
1. The person who tagged you is?
Steph!
2. Your relationship with him/her?
We're lesbian partners. HAHAHA KIDDING! schoolmates/ great friends!
3. Your 5 impressions of her?
Funny cute fierce caring and active!
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
Hmm.. Wait ah let me think. She french kissed me! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH KIDDING KIDDING. LOL!! SO FUNNY. She counseled me.
5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to u?
Can't remember. Sorry :(
7. If he/she becomes your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be?
Don't pull my hair suddenly. Damn scary and PAIN.
8. If she/he become your enemy, you will?
I will do whatever i will do when she become my enemy.
9. (Repeat Question)
(Repeat Answer)
10. What is it you want to tell her now?
Hello!
11. Your overall impression of her is?
Caring!
12. How do u think people around you will feel around you?
They love me. AHAHAHAH kidding. I don't know!
13. The characters you love about yourself are?
I don't know!
14. On the contrary,the characters you hate about yourself are?
I dont know~~~~~~~~~~
15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Me. Satisfied with myself! :D
16. For people that care and like you, say something to them.
Thank you! I love you.
1: Bestie
2: Steph
3: Teng
4: Joie
5: Shermaine
6: Lok Yi
7: A (16yrs old)
8: B (18yrs old)
9: C
10: Milo Ventimiglia ( Peter Petrelli )
18. Who is no. 6 having relationship with?
Lok Yi: Nobody! I think.
19. Is no. 9 a male or female?
C: Half male half female. LOL Kidding. Male.
20. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
A and Milo Ventimiglia: THEY ARE NOT GAY. So they won't be together. So you don't need to know if it will be a good thing or not.
21. What is no. 2 studying about?
Steph: English Mandarin Mathematics Chemistry Biology History and Art
22. When was the last time you had a chat with no. 3?
Teng: 7:04PM, 11nov2008.
23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like?
B: Not so sure. Have to ask.
24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
Bestie: Yup! A elder sister and elder brother.
25. Will you woo no. 3?
Teng: I'm not a guy so... yeah. i wont. BUT if i am a guy of cos i will! WHO WON'T!
26. How about 7?
A: =P~~~~~~ Hehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehe~~ (figure it out yourself) hehehe.
27. Is no. 4 single?
Joie: Yes!
28. What is the surname of no. 5?
Shermaine: Wee!
29. What is a hobby of no. 10?
Milo Ventimiglia: Thinking of me.
30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
Shermaine and C: Not so sure. They're not very close.
31. Where is no. 2 studying at?
Steph: Gan Eng Seng School.
32. Talk about something for no. 1.
Bestie: Her bestie - me<3. style="font-weight: bold;">Have you tried developing feelings for no. 8?
B: Nope~
34. Where does no. 9 live?
C: Somewhere in Singapore.
35. What colour does no. 4 like?
Joie: Not so sure :P I bet she don't know what colour i like as well!
36.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
Bestie and Shermaine: They don't talk!
37. Does no. 1 have any pets?
Bestie: YES! Two super big fat terrapins.
38. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
A: hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~ =P
39.What is no. 10 doing now?
Milo Ventimiglia: Thinking of me.
2) People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own - 10 weird things/habits/little know facts about themselves as well as state this rule clearly.
3) At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged & list their names.
4) No tagging back.
1. I massage my legs whenever i bathe. Reason? Cos' of the stupid damn ugly mosquito marks. If i massage it everyday, it will disappear faster.
2. I have a small little " VK " scar on my left wrist.
3. I love animals. VERY MUCH. SUPER MUCH. EXTREMELY MUCH.
4. I love rings and bracelets.
5. After brushing my teeth, i rinse my mouth with Listerine!
6. I hate mosquitoes. Wished they were extinct.
7. When i smell cigarette smoke, it makes me feel like vomiting.
8. When i bathe, i think a lot. Like what i should do, what i should change about myself bla bla bla. And sometimes, i daydream! i go to my little dream land.
9. My left eye is slightly bigger than my right eye.
10. When i want to buy stuff, whether if it is a book or something, i look at the appearance first.
I will tag:
Bestie, Teng, Joie, Lok Yi, Shermaine, You, You, You, You, You
1. The person who tagged you is?
Steph!
2. Your relationship with him/her?
We're lesbian partners. HAHAHA KIDDING! schoolmates/ great friends!
3. Your 5 impressions of her?
Funny cute fierce caring and active!
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
Hmm.. Wait ah let me think. She french kissed me! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH KIDDING KIDDING. LOL!! SO FUNNY. She counseled me.
5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to u?
Can't remember. Sorry :(
7. If he/she becomes your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be?
Don't pull my hair suddenly. Damn scary and PAIN.
8. If she/he become your enemy, you will?
I will do whatever i will do when she become my enemy.
9. (Repeat Question)
(Repeat Answer)
10. What is it you want to tell her now?
Hello!
11. Your overall impression of her is?
Caring!
12. How do u think people around you will feel around you?
They love me. AHAHAHAH kidding. I don't know!
13. The characters you love about yourself are?
I don't know!
14. On the contrary,the characters you hate about yourself are?
I dont know~~~~~~~~~~
15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Me. Satisfied with myself! :D
16. For people that care and like you, say something to them.
Thank you! I love you.
1: Bestie
2: Steph
3: Teng
4: Joie
5: Shermaine
6: Lok Yi
7: A (16yrs old)
8: B (18yrs old)
9: C
10: Milo Ventimiglia ( Peter Petrelli )
18. Who is no. 6 having relationship with?
Lok Yi: Nobody! I think.
19. Is no. 9 a male or female?
C: Half male half female. LOL Kidding. Male.
20. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
A and Milo Ventimiglia: THEY ARE NOT GAY. So they won't be together. So you don't need to know if it will be a good thing or not.
21. What is no. 2 studying about?
Steph: English Mandarin Mathematics Chemistry Biology History and Art
22. When was the last time you had a chat with no. 3?
Teng: 7:04PM, 11nov2008.
23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like?
B: Not so sure. Have to ask.
24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
Bestie: Yup! A elder sister and elder brother.
25. Will you woo no. 3?
Teng: I'm not a guy so... yeah. i wont. BUT if i am a guy of cos i will! WHO WON'T!
26. How about 7?
A: =P~~~~~~ Hehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehe~~ (figure it out yourself) hehehe.
27. Is no. 4 single?
Joie: Yes!
28. What is the surname of no. 5?
Shermaine: Wee!
29. What is a hobby of no. 10?
Milo Ventimiglia: Thinking of me.
30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
Shermaine and C: Not so sure. They're not very close.
31. Where is no. 2 studying at?
Steph: Gan Eng Seng School.
32. Talk about something for no. 1.
Bestie: Her bestie - me<3. style="font-weight: bold;">Have you tried developing feelings for no. 8?
B: Nope~
34. Where does no. 9 live?
C: Somewhere in Singapore.
35. What colour does no. 4 like?
Joie: Not so sure :P I bet she don't know what colour i like as well!
36.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
Bestie and Shermaine: They don't talk!
37. Does no. 1 have any pets?
Bestie: YES! Two super big fat terrapins.
38. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
A: hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~ =P
39.What is no. 10 doing now?
Milo Ventimiglia: Thinking of me.
Peter petrelli saves Teng's hands.
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
YOU NEVER TAG ME ONE
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
suddenly!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
F5
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
paste me your link~
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
paste
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
pasted!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
give me glue
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
where?
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
give me glue
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
paste here!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i cannot paste without glue!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
*super glue*
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
ok wait ah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
http://www.xanga.com/Openbooktest
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
:-O
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
you never paste hao hao!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
the super glue stick on my hand liao!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
LOL!!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i help u take out
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
wait ah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i ask peter petrelli come
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
:-O
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
why!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
lol
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
he can take out the super glue mah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
wait ah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i call him
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
lol
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
okay!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
faster!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Hey
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
I'm Peter Petrelli.
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Heard yourhand's stuck together.
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
I'll help you yeah?
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Hold out your hands.
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
*stick out*
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
lol
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
don't anyhow touch ar!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
faster!!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
*peter petrelli stares at teng's hands and all of a sudden, the super glue is gone and teng's hands are back to normal! they're not stuck anymore!*
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
There you go.
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
:)
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
tthankk you...
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
You're very welcome.
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
I have to go to New York now. There's this kid screaming because his cat is stuck at the tree.
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Bye. See you soon :)
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
byee
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
*peter petrelli disappears*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
YOU NEVER TAG ME ONE
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
suddenly!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
F5
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
paste me your link~
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
paste
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
pasted!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
give me glue
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
where?
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
give me glue
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
paste here!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i cannot paste without glue!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
*super glue*
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
ok wait ah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
http://www.xanga.com/Openbooktest
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
:-O
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
you never paste hao hao!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
the super glue stick on my hand liao!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
LOL!!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i help u take out
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
wait ah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i ask peter petrelli come
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
:-O
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
why!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
lol
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
he can take out the super glue mah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
wait ah
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
i call him
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
lol
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
okay!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
faster!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Hey
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
I'm Peter Petrelli.
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Heard yourhand's stuck together.
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
I'll help you yeah?
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Hold out your hands.
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
*stick out*
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
lol
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
don't anyhow touch ar!
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
faster!!
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
*peter petrelli stares at teng's hands and all of a sudden, the super glue is gone and teng's hands are back to normal! they're not stuck anymore!*
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
There you go.
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
:)
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
tthankk you...
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
You're very welcome.
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
I have to go to New York now. There's this kid screaming because his cat is stuck at the tree.
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
LOL
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
Bye. See you soon :)
♪ TENG / I.. } J.L.F.P.D It's my heart and it's going, gone away.. says:
byee
Vanessa Vanessa Vanessa says:
*peter petrelli disappears*
November 14, 2008
November 06, 2008
Five Nuns In Town
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.
It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.
Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.
They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.
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It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.
Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.
They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.
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Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to AnnieWan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to AnnieWan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone!Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital.. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to AnnieWan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone!Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital.. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
November 02, 2008
Ah Beng (Lastest Version)
Ah Beng bought a new mobile. Image removed by sender.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot
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Ah Beng is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot
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Ah Beng is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
October 31, 2008
An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,
'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother
and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much
misery is enough!'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then
, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says,
'It's all set. They're both coming for Deepavali and paying their own
airfare!!'
MORAL:
No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.
The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet
your dear ones.
OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT
EVERYTHING IN LIFE.
'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother
and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much
misery is enough!'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then
, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says,
'It's all set. They're both coming for Deepavali and paying their own
airfare!!'
MORAL:
No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.
The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet
your dear ones.
OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT
EVERYTHING IN LIFE.
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