I bet you can't laugh without smiling!

Damn funny i tell you.

Live in fascination.

( you'll have to turn up your volume abit cos' the music is quite soft )

Maybe what they say is true. If you cry during New Year day, that year will be not a good year.
Why do i say so? Because i cried on new year day, even on chinese new year, and now i am having the worst year ever.
Almost everyday i am unhappy. If i am not unhappy in the morning, i am unhappy during lesson time. if not, it is during recess time. if not, it is after school. if not, at home, at night.
I really feel like transferring school. No, not because of the teachers or the work. It is about something else and i don't want to talk about it here.
I just hope this year wont get any "better" for me.

In the crazy insane house of darkness.. wooo...

My brother is in a super supperrr deep sleep!!
I felt alot alot of vibration in the house and i msn-ed him :

Vanessa says:
KOR!! EARTHQUAKE!!! aaahhhhhhhh...
*
You have just sent a nudge.
*
Vanessa says:
aahhh~
Vanessa says:
aaaahhhhh~~~~
Vanessa says:
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh~~~
Vanessa says:
earthquake earthquake earthquake~~
Vanessa says:
hhheeelllppp
Vanessa says:
aaaaahhhh!!!
Vanessa says:
darren koh ngiap heng~~ aahhhh!!! the whole house is collapsing!! aahhhhhh
Vanessa says:
help help~~ wake up wake up~~
Vanessa says:
ahhh the windows cracked!! the whole house is full of darkness!!! its dark~~ its dark~~ someone's coming
Vanessa says:
ahhh i see a shadow
Vanessa says:
aahh!!!!
Vanessa says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Vanessa says:
he bit me!!!
Vanessa says:
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Vanessa says:
ee u slepe until dunno what happen
Vanessa says:
the whole house shaking
Vanessa says:
dafgskdljlfadfjfdkljdsnmjanlf

and obviously, my brother is still in his lala land while i am here in the shaky land.
boohoohooo pang seh!!! :(

Vanessa can't stop admiring her Ownskin Profile!

above: Pictures i took today!!!
hahahahah yeah i know... llaammee pictures vanesssaaa....

and.. I learnt a new smiley from bestie❤!!!!

Paper Planes says:
I GOTTA WAKE UP AT 7:#)
Paper Planes says:
30
Paper Planes says:
LOL
Paper Planes says:
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:#)

I look up to the sky and i see the clouds..

I ate a preserved cherry today!
YIIIPPPEEEEEEEEEEE
❤

Love in this club

Don't really know what to blog.. sooo... instead,
download my themes i made!!
here's the link : Suuperman @ Ownskin
thank you! heheheh
And there's two super nice nice songs so you have to listen.
( and when did IMEEM look so ugly omg D: )
hehehehe bye <3

我只是个女孩...

Just got back from movies!
Watched 3 movies today.
2(The Leap Years, The Water horse) with ❤, 1(10,000BC again) earlier with my mum and aunt!

❤ went to sleep earlier already.. Bestie is M.I.A again!
She did not reply my message earlier this afternoon :(
Maybe she had forgotten to send it, or maybe I was the one who had forgotten to reply, but i remembered sending it! Sooo... yeah..
Anyway,

Specially to bestie:
Very sorry i did not accompany you and ❤ to chat online the other day, cos' my cousins were here and we were watching Heroes on my computer and i couldn't possibly ask them to look at me chat with you two! So very sorry:( Hope both of you will forgive me!

For now, i am off to bed to enjoy my precious sleep cos' school is reopening soon D:
Oh yeah,talking about school, i just received some very bad news( for me) from joie earlier..ZzZzZzZzzzz
i...am...not...in...the....same...class...as....teng...steph...and....joie....any....mmmooorrreeeeee.......
And,,,,,,, the girls who are going to be in the same class as me are those who i am not so close with..
"Hooray","yippee","yay"...

What happens on the next episode...

Wooo i bought No Doubt's album just now! :D
Now i want this album below!


hehehe okay bye :P
Just felt like posting something, and i'm happy cos i bought No doubt's album so i'm blogging about it! hehehe bbbbb <3

Deep Freeze by Lisa Jackson

When she wakes up she's very cold. Colder than she's ever been in her life. She can't move or speak. And then she sees him. The one who took her. And before she dies, she wishes she could scream. . .

Jenna Hughes left Hollywood for a farm in Oregon to get away from fame. But someone has followed the former movie star - an obsessed fan whose letters are personal and deeply disturbing. ( wooo creepy~ )

And while jenna's already shaken up by what she's seen on paper, she'd be terrified if she knew what Sheriff Shane Carter is investigating. It's a shocking case that started with the discovery of a dead woman in the woods. Now two more women are missing, and one of them looks just like Jenna.

As a blizzard bears down their small town, the merciless killer's grisly work has only just begun. Jenna is getting close to meeting her biggest fan - the one who wants to own her forever.

Bestselling author Lisa Jackson has crafted a terrifying story of spellbinding suspense..

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Something i found out from under a small little tiny bottle cap earlier @ dinner! :

"real fact" #94
Lizards communicate by doing push-ups :O

Run until there's nothing more to live for

Hello hello!
I am alone at home now:(
孤独孤独..
Anyway i'm going to Great World City later to buy mika's cotton! Which is so-called her "blanket" or "bed". hehehhee.

Oh yeah you have to listen to the song above.
It is currently my favourite song! :D
Altho it is quite an old song, its still very very nice!
Going to buy No Doubt's album later!
and,
you have to read the book i'm reading now!
It's called Deep Freeze.
I bought it yesterday and i'm already at page 116!
I'll put the description & picture in the next post cos' i can't find it on the web :(
No, i am not trying to show off i can read books sooo fast( i can't read book fast. I only can read it fast when the book is very interesting which every can do it...hahaha) i'm trying to tell you that book is super interesting! It's a little frightening tho..

Right now, i have to go bathe, and get ready to go out :D
byeee<3

random stuff!

Teacher: History is a very interesting
subject. It tells you about what had
happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't
think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
.........................................................
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10
and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
.......................................................
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me.
Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report
book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to
Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding
you now.1
......................................................................
Father: Why did you fail your
mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And
on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do
I know the right answer?
...................................................................
A mother and son were doing dishes
while the father and daughter were
Watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking
plates,
Then complete silence. The daughter
turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
......................................................................
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl:
Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I
was born !
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled
tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems.
Give me the menu card.
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Teacher: Simon, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same
dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it
impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What
is the difference between 'unlawful'
And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the
law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is A
sick eagle."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb
your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with
his
exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the
boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level" ( sea level )

<3

: 私は愛する。
specially for Tan Teck Kian.
❤xoxo,
your one and only Vanessa Koh.

Don’t give it half hearted, give it all, pull your socks up & stand up tall

I am back from Batam!
CIP in Batam for 3 days 2 night! :D
It was quite fun. hehehe.

Cousins from kl are here! Not so sure how long they are here for.
Might be going shopping tomorrow! hehe.
It has been a 10 years ever since i've talked to bestie.
yes i miss her yes i do miss her yes i wish to talk to her and yes i hope she misses me too.

Saleisha stowers won ANTM!!

YYYEEEAAAHHH~
Saleisha stowers won America's Next Top Model cycle 9!
She deserves it!
She has a great personality, great potential, and she's not bitchy!
So happy for her. hehehe

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Oh yeah here are the pictures i took on my brother's birthday :D
(21st feb)
hehehe. his cake was yummy i tell you.
*droooolllssssss.....*

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Bestie made me cry just now:(
I thought she had forgotten about me.
Then when ppc showed me "i miss bestie. D: haven't heard from her for days. where are youuuuuuu." in her blog, my eyes were filled with tears.
I miss you too, bestie!