February 01, 2010

Fire in a block of flats

In South Sydney, a fire destroyed a four story block of flats. A Polynesian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven Pakistani welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.

Six Maori, ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and they too, died. Four Aboriginal families in the 2 flats on the 4th floor also perished.

One chinese couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

Relatives of the deceased and local do-gooders were furious. They flew into Sydney and quickly demanded a meeting with the fire chief. On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Islanders, Muslims, Maoris and Aboriginals all died in the fire and only the chinese couple lived.

The fire chief quietly replied,

"Simple - they were both at work."

the greatest christmas decoration

I know it is a little too late for christmas posts, but i just opened the mail and found it really funny so i have to post it! hahaha.

Make sure to read the story at the bottom.


Fantastic.

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

January 30, 2010

VERY SCARY

A TERRIFYING AND HORRID THOUGHT!

A woman at the nightclub in Cobar, Singapore on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her.

Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeated rape along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill.

This drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals.
Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug.

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink.

The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before.
Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.

The drugs effects are not temporary- They are permanent!

Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses. Any female who takes it will never be able to conceive.

The bastards can get this drug from anyone who is in vet school or any university.

It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big every where.

Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it. Please COPY this to everyone you know, especially girls.

Be careful when you're out, and don't leave your drink unattended. Please make the effort to pass this onto all you know......

Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives.
Girls, keep your drinks safe at all times, and men, look after the girls you're with.

Please pass this on to all your friends and family...

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根據 醫院和警方的報告,一女人在夜總會週六晚上被5名男子輪姦了。

她記不住 當晚發生的事情,醫院試驗多次隨著強姦痕跡後證實,在她的血液有Rohypnol與Progesterex 存在,基本它們都是一小小的消毒藥片 藥物,目前強姦集團正在廣泛使用在被強姦的受害者。

Progesterex 是用于獸醫消毒大型動物。


據傳Progesterex與Rohypnol 用在約會及強姦的藥品。
正如Rohypnol ,把它下到女孩的飲料。

使她不能 記起所發生過的事情,第二天早上,已忘記所前一天晚上發生的事情。
Progesterex ,它容易溶解在飲料,就是這樣,受害人無法 想起強姦犯的發生及強姦犯逍遙法外,不必擔心有親子鑑定的追蹤調查。

這些藥物影響不是暫時的,他們是永久使受害者忘記發生過的事情!

Progesterex的目的是要消毒馬匹。就是這麼簡單 任何獸醫學校或任何醫學大學都可得到這種藥物。
Progesterex是即將爆發大每一個地方。

信不信由你,甚至還有點互聯網告訴人們如何使用它。
請複製,給你知道每的個一人,特別是女性。您應當要注意,在任何共眾場所,千萬不可喝你已離開過的飲料,即使只有一分鐘。請努力通知到所有你認識的人......,特別是 請通知您的所有女性朋友和親戚。

女孩,讓您的飲料在任何時候都要安全,各位男士,你應照顧和你一起的女士。

請通過這項對所有您的朋友和家人...
謝謝您

Carrie Charnock
Social Worker
Social Work Department
Orange Base Hospital
(02) 6393 3440

Power of non-violence



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School bus in Japan.



School bus in India.



But which country do you call when you have a technical problem with your computer?

January 02, 2010

cup holder

video

haha stupid :p

December 31, 2009

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mum's the best


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December 27, 2009

glass floor